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P.E. Teacher:She just broke the prefecture record! Like magic!
Madoka: Her icy cold stare pierces my soul... like Magic.
Kyubey in some bushes.
Kyubey: I'm sitting in the bushes. Like magic!
(Puella Magi Madoka Magica Opening)
Melodramatic music plays over a completely black screen
Mami: My story... is not one for the faint of heart. When I was, probably, a ten year old girl... my parents died in a car crash.
A crudely drawn car with smiling people, which is connected to a stick, drives by the screen.
Mami: Vrooooom! Vroooooom! (drawing starts to violently shake) Eeeeeee!
Flash to Madoka sitting at Mami's table: Yeah... anyway, this cake is really great.
Mami: You didn't let me finish.
Madoka: I'm sorry, that cut scene was just terrible.
Mami: I did the best I could! I didn't know that I'd be having guests...
Sayaka: I thought the graphics were pretty good. My favorite part was that weird wooden object connected to the paper.
Mami: It's nice to know